Do you or your partner do anything specific, like exercise, to keep in spanking shape?
Please leave your response as a comment, and I will publish a summary of our discussion on Monday.
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Describe the perfect spankable bottom.
Merk: I'm usually on the receiving end so I'll say "mine"! In terms of other bottoms, I very much like all bottoms but all things being equal I do like fit bodies and bottoms.
CEM: Booty. Female. In shape. End of my contribution. 😁
Nah,
her intellect, attitude, ethics, honesty, integrity, personality and a
myriad of other factors matter as much or more than just the physical
attributes. Obviously there has to be a physical attraction, but just a
nice posterior is not enough to make me fire up the "penis or paddle",
the total package makes or breaks my interest in a woman. A gorgeous
woman with a great ass that is nefarious, selfish, shallow, vapid,
vacuous, greedy, self serving, dimwitted, arrogant, cruel or perfidious
will not be given the time of day to by me, much less anything else.
Having said that...
Booty. Female. In shape. End of my contribution. 😁
Roz: Happy Birthday S! Great question! I would say medium size (neither small or large) well defined and toned without being too firm.
S: Thank you for the birthday wishes. In response to the topic today, I must admit I like all kinds of female bottoms. Prior to getting married, the important thing for me was that she was enjoying the attention that she was receiving to her hiney. I was never one to pass up giving a woman a well deserved spanking if she was willing.
Rosco: Well two answers. First, mine is perfect.
Second,
if I were spanking a naughty woman or girl, I’d prefer a somewhat
fleshy or athletic bottom. It would seem weird to spank a skinny bottom.
I only had one girlfriend who was truly large - that would be
interesting with a lot of ground to cover.
Still her attitude would be more important that the shape or size of her bottom.
Prefectdt: The answer is simple, MINE! MINE! MINE. Nothing to do with how it looks, it is just that the owner enjoys getting it spanked so much. As for the male posterior, I do not know. I have never been able to tell what makes any part of any man attractive to those who prefer males. As For the female posterior, I do think that a bubble butt is very nice, although I have seen many flatter rear ends that are very attractive too, but that nicer wobble, when struck is very pleasing, from a bit of a sticky out bottom.
Anon: Enthusiastic! I prefer fit, firm ladies. That said, attitude and other attributes are more important. I don't like obese, and I'm not comfortable smacking a bottom that is to thin -- too afraid of causing damage. Finally, like some others above, I'm usually on the receiving end, and the feedback has very fortunately been positive. :-)
KDPierre: This may sound terrible but I can get very turned off by a 'chicken butt'. (wide at the hip/narrow on the bottom) I realize having one does not make a woman a bad person or whatever, but it's a preference I have found it very hard to shake. Ideally, I prefer a female butt with some curve, slope, jut, and meat to it. But it's overall size is not as important as having a sloped shape of narrow and the top and curvy on the bottom......like a heart turned upside done.
Hermione: I think a plump, curvy bottom (like mine) is perfect for smacking.
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This is a very special brunch because we are celebrating the birthday of a regular attendee and dedicated spanko. He goes by his first initial "S", and we are in regular communication via email. As you can see from the image above, he is a very talented paddle craftsman. Happy birthday S!
Now on to our discussion. We spankophiles come in all shapes and sizes, and so do our bottoms.
This week I invite you to consider that part of the anatomy that invites
so much attention.
What do you consider to be the
perfect spankable bottom? Is it large, small, or somewhere in between?
Wide or narrow? Jiggly and soft, or firm and well-toned from the gym?
Round as a bubble or flat as a pancake?
There are no right or wrong answers here. I want to hear your own
personal opinion. If you have never joined in before, you are most
welcome to do so today. Please leave your response as a comment, and I
will publish a summary of our discussion on Monday.
Slava Ukraini
Glory to Ukraine
What goes on in the kitchen of your favourite restaurant? Let's take a peek.
A spanking for everyone who didn't leave a tip!
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Has your partner ever spoken about spanking to a stranger while you were present?
Anon 1: This isn't exactly what you asked, but years ago, I used to deliver stripping telegrams with a company called Strip-a-Gram. It wasn't unusual to entertain at ten or more parties every Saturday night. (I bet I've been to more bridal and baby showers than all of my female friends combined.) So, I performed for a woman's bridal shower, then went into a bedroom to put my clothes back together (there was Velcro along the seams of my pants so as to be able to rip them off suddenly), and the maid of honor came in to pay me. She said, "I should be spanked for all the naughty thoughts I'm having about you right now!" Surprised, I replied, "You have a taste for being spanked?" She returned, "More like a voracious appetite," and she started taking off her clothes as I was trying to put mine on. I was in my twenties and she was in her late thirties, but she was cute with a really nice butt, so I locked the bedroom door. "Your friends won't be bothered by the noise we make?" I asked as I helped her disrobe. "They're used to it..." she answered as she crawled across my lap. "Really spank me good, I've been a very bad girl," she said as she revealed her phat ass.
This is my favorite form of foreplay (why I read your blog) so it didn't take long until my g-string looked like a tiny banner at the top of a tall flagpole. I thought that she was too easy to seduce so worried that a lot of guys had been where I was headed, so I refrained from fucking her, just let her service me orally. It was my last scheduled gig of the night, so I could have stayed and partied, but didn't. I didn't even ask for her phone number. Being a spanko like me, and now knowing how difficult it is to find a like-minded mate, I'd love to reconnect with her, if she happens to read this.
A.J.: "They're used to it..." she answered as she crawled across my lap."
Really? Oh, c'mon. You can't leave us hanging like that!!!!
Anon 1: This is directed to A.J. In that this blog is operated by a lady, and a Canadian lady at that, I thought discretion was the better part of valor. I'm not sure what more to say... I think I redefined what constitutes a hard spanking for the recipient. I'm sure that the spanks were heard by all the other women in the adjoining room. She also made the most incredible, welcoming sounds throughout the spanking. (A few weeks ago, noises made while spanking was a brunch topic. I did not comment, but I thought about this incident in vivid detail.) Since that Strip-A-Gram job, I've graduated college and am now near retirement. I've been married to a woman who indulged me occasionally with my desire to spank her, and wisely divorced her stingy, cold-hearted ass. So I mean it when I say I appreciate a submissive female who enjoys getting a spanking as much as I love giving it.
Jack: Stranger or not, my wife/mommy will tell them that she is the mommy when I'm a naughty little boy and that I must address her as mommy. My wife/mommy will say this with me present and all I want to do his hide. She reminds me later that women share a lot, and so spankings is brought up a few times, not many.
CEM: No. That would not be acceptable. I'd never be with someone that might do that...nor would they. Discretion is of paramount importance, especially with a Male Dominant/female submissive dynamic as too many PC idiots out there conflate domestic violence with BDSM. There is a proper time and place for discussions and activity, in public with strangers...is not that time nor place.
Roz: There have been the odd occasion where spanking has been raised by someone else in a joking way, not by myself or Rick. When this has happened we both tended to be oddly quiet. Afraid of giving ourselves away I think lol.
Mark: My wife did it to me today... in front of our friends (her best friend and her husband) she announced that what I had done deserved a thorough spanking. I went very quiet and tried to kid it off. Definitely wasn't looking either of them in the eye! Makes me wonder what her friend knows - but I'm a little scared to ask.
Wendel: Like Roz, we stay silent on the subject. If only they knew.
Rosco: Not exactly.
Once we were cooking at a group/communal kitchen and Irene scolded me
and gave me several sharp slaps with a wooden spoon which got the
attention of all around.
Another time we’re having dinner at a
restaurant when one of her friends told me she wanted to spank me. I’m
guessing she knew. I told her she would need Irene’s permission. The
subject was changed.
Anon 2: We would never inflict that on a innocent bystander. It would be nice if it could be openly shared, but that just doesn't seem likely. I have told my wife that if she wanted to share with her best friend, it would be OK. She hasn't done that...yet. We do share "coded" messages via text and email.
Prefectdt: You have got me on this one, it has never happened to me. Makes me wonder how I would react :)
By the way, I had to get into your blog through Microsoft Edge again. Sorry to be the one telling you about this.
That's a real mystery! Sorry Firefox misbehaves for you. I use it exclusively for blogging.
A.J.: "...she unexpectedly brought up spanking while talking to a complete stranger?"
Twice. I think I mentioned this before.
Mid-week
took GF to a local mall for something to eat. After, she decides she
needs something from the dreaded Bloomingdale's. I don't want go to
Bloomingdales! Can we go...?
'Will only take a moment.' Off we go, and wind up in - ladies lingerie. Oy!
I'm
hatin' life and decide - what the heck - it's almost closing time,
dept. has me, the GF and a 20-something clerk so - time to play the
fool. And I do. Make a pest of myself.
GF is checking out and tells clerk: What do you do with men like this.
Clerk: Darned if I know.
GF: I think I'll spank him.
Noooo!
She used the forbidden "S" word in public, to a civilian. About me!
That's not allowed. Time to double down - and I do!
A royal, teasing pest!!
Loaded with sarcasm: "A spanking? Oh, no! Not a spanking!"
Hugging and kissing her neck.
GF, not royally peeved, is scribbling her name on receipt as fast as she can and says: "Wait until we get home!"
Clerk is laughing.
She finishes. Turns and says: "Time to go." with the dreaded (not really) and emphasized: "We need to talk."
Takes my elbow and quick-walks me toward the exit.
Clerk is now really laughing and says, "And give him a few for me!""
She did. It was funny. We laughed about it often after - and wondered "What did that clerk tell her friends after we left?"
Second "incident."
We were at an empty antiques store and I foolishly as clerk if there was something I could us as a spanking paddle.
She found an antique bread paddle, used to put dough into a hearth for baking. Brings it to me and GF.
GF: What that for?
Me: So I don't hurt my hand if I have to spank you.
GF's face turns bright RED!
Clerk laughs; says it's OK. Besides, she says, "...a paddle doesn't know or care WHOSE bottom it is used on.... (Hint. Hint.).
GF now wants that paddle and has me buy it.
We drive home in silence. ("I was only joking!!!")
Once there she's ready to try out her new toy! On me.
She did. With the occasional eye-opening "emphasis" on some of her efforts.
Funny at first.
Not so funny later.
Then funny again. For her.
We never used that paddle again.
Barrel: No, but I wish she would. The only way that could happen is if it was a complete stranger in a completely remote venue, like on vacation, and she had a few glasses of wine. I would be open to it, thinking something might happen.
KDPierre: Never
bluntly. But Rosa has made a few teasing innuendos to 'strangers'
(waitresses, salespeople, for example), but always within a vibe that it
would be taken for what it was. It never bothered me.
Take that
from 'stranger' to people we know and the conversations have gotten way
more specific and open. Those don't bother me either. What I do find
more embarrassing is when someone 'in the know' is told by Rosa that I
was recently punished for something specific or that I had one coming
for something I did. One conversation is more informational and the
latter very direct and personal.
Hermione: Like Roz and Wendel, it hasn't happened and never will. We are too private about our intimate activities. But sometimes I wonder what a friend's or stranger's reaction might be.
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Our dear friend Bonnie's blog is closed, but she and Randy are still very enthusiastic about spanking. She recently wrote about her latest trip over his knee, and has kindly given me permission to post it here. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did when I read it.
Why I'm a Bad Girl
My dear husband Randy tells me I'm a bad girl. Bad girls get spanked. I knew that.
I was out shopping recently for most of a Saturday afternoon. I got carried away, but I found a lot of good stuff for both of us. When I returned home, Randy was concerned because I had not informed him of my plans. I should have texted.
The situation was quickly resolved through the vigorous application of a small wooden paddle to my bare seat. I squirmed and squealed, but the experience was not altogether unpleasant. I told him that I appreciated his well-practised technique. He grumbled, but I replied that I wasn't being sarcastic. He is a genuine expert at delivering this sort of corporal punishment. He spanks hard and it always hurts, but there's no lasting damage back there and my mood is brightened.
That was when he informed me I was a bad girl. I'm not supposed to enjoy my punishments. But I love them and I do a poor job of hiding it. He pulled me over his lap and spanked me again. This time he employed the smooth side of a serious long-handled brush. This felt like a longer, harder spanking that hurt way more coming so soon after he paddled me. By the time he lost interest in tenderizing my bottom, it was throbbing.
A quick trip to the bathroom confirmed my suspicions. He left deep red marks on me! Rubbing provided no relief.
When I returned to the living room, Randy asked to see my bottom again. So I hiked my skirt and bent forward for inspection. His fingers lightly traced the crimson memories he painted on my skin. Even this was painful. I flinched at one point and he chuckled as if with pride in his work.
"Do you feel punished now?" "Yes," I meekly replied. Definitely.
"Did you deserve your spankings?" "Yes, sir."
"Do you still like your punishments?" A lie here would have been easily detected. When freshly spanked, I read like an open book. The truth was that this was a delicious punishment. I knew that I would almost certainly feel the after-effects the following day. I don't desire one of those soul-shaking spankings every time, but when they happen, I drink up the endorphins.
"Um, yeah?" My voice emerged as a mere squeak.
"Of course you do. You're a very bad girl and that's one big reason I love you!"
For a brief instant, I thought a third spanking might be headed my way. Instead, he took me out for dinner. It was pleasant on the patio and our Mexican salads were fresh and tasty, though sitting on an unpadded metal chair constantly reminded me of my bad girl status.
Sometimes being the bad girl can be good.
Thank you, Bonnie, for sharing that spanking with us!
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